Granny Race Track The Granny Race Track proves grandma’s have a hidden crazy competitive edge! Burning rubber, brisk and blanketed, the glorious Racing Grannies click onto the Granny Race Track like a new hip replacement or a set of dentures! Meet jet-fast Joan and hasty-Hilda – the golden oldies whizzing around the tiresome track with determination in their racing goggled eyes! Tartan blankets at the ready as these uncanny grannies will stop at nothing to lap the loser! White-picket clip on barriers help prevent the old fogies falling off and claiming on their life insurance when they meet the deadly cross-over section of doom in the centre of the Granny Race Track! Take a few pennies out of your pension and purchase today! About The Granny Race Track The Granny Race Track is a speedy race of determination, strength and speed! With two blanketed, wheel-chaired Racing Grannies included and an awesomely impressive 10-piece Granny Race Track, you’ll be entertained for hours! The Granny Race Track includes 2 x Wheelchair Racing Grannies, 2 x Controller Handsets, 10 x Race Track Pieces and 1 x Instruction Manual Each Granny on the Granny Race Track measures approximately 8 cm x 7 cm x 4.5 cm The Granny Race Track measures approximately 64.5 cm x 48 cm x 0.5 cm when assembled The Granny Race Track requires 4 x AA batteries (not included) For the required batteries please view the related products for sale above. The Granny Race Track is a strictly ageless product! The Grand Prix and Nuremberg Ring better take a backseat – it’s time for the Granny Race Track to take the gold cup as the fastest, funniest most ferociously competitive track around! They’ve had their hot malted drinks and they’re ready to rumble – jet-fast-Joan and hasty-Hilda take no prisoners on the challenging tracks of glory! Fast Ferrari’s and brisk BMW’s don’t impress these geriatric gals – they’ll race in their bedclothes and blanketed wheelchairs and still give Schumacher a run for his money! Think grannies get their kicks from Countdown and knitting? Think again - the Granny Race Track proves you should act your shoe size not your age! Whether you feel like giving them vertigo by whizzing them around the track day and night or simply fancy a bit of old-school entertainment before bed, the Granny Race Track is a fast and frantic game that’s sure to get you exhausted for sleep! Next time you visit your grandmother and she’s not in – you’d better check the M40 and that her tartan blanket is still in its rightful place! Wicked fun whatever your age, the Granny Race Track has a daredevil cross-over point in the centre of the track, which may send your grannies dangerously over the edge! But don’t fret as the white-picket clip on barriers will make sure they don’t suffer TGS (Traumatic Granny Syndrome) and get right back up on the track where they belong! WARNING: Hasty-Hilda has a sneaky cheating streak and may often attempt to crash into jet-fast Joan! If you’re suspicious of her devious behaviour, simply take her off the track and sit her in a quiet corner, letting jet-fast Joan top up her practice with lonely laps! These speedy senior citizens really are something else and an inspiration to us all! Who says you have to slow down as you get older – the Granny Race Track proves living in the fast lane is where it’s at – buy one today! What’s in the Granny Race Track Box? 2 x Wheelchair Racing Grannies 2 x Controller Handsets 10 x Race Track Pieces 1 x Instruction Manual If you’re blown away by the Granny Race Track, why not check out the wicked original Racing Grannies and Fighting Granddads by clicking onto Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Granny Race Track

Have some galloping geriatric fun with this great racing grannies game! Eat dust as the golden oldies go for gold. Drive your old biddy round the bend and first into the queue for the blue rinse! Includes 2 granny racers a 10 piece track and two controllers.

"Go, Granny, Go!" Instead of superfast F1 racing cars, this cool slot car racing set set has two Racing Grannies in motorised wheel chairs. Eat dust as these golden oldies go for gold! Features: 8-piece track 2 grannies 2 controllers 4 x AA batteries (Not incl.)

Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack The Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads are a group of outrageous O.A.P’s whizzing along on their journey of life, letting nothing stand in their way! The naughty foursome of 2 x Racing Grannies and 2 x Racing Granddads like nothing more than to wind each other up as you wind them up! A marriage of madness, your Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack will entertain you ‘til nap time as they lap each other with wheels of steel! These cheeky race-makers have forgotten their pace-makers and are breakin’ the law in every shocking sense! United at last, the Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack are the most rivalry rascals this side of the retirement home! About The Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack The Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack are a rollickingly fast, unsuspecting quad of old dears who are lean, mean speed-demons! Your Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack includes 2 x Racing Grannies and 2 x Racing Granddads! The Racing Grannies and Racing Granddads measure approximately 6.5 cm x 6 cm x 3 cm each The Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack is open to all generations – this is a strictly ageless product! A daring duo to say the least, the Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack proves that fantastic things come in fours! What happened to slowing down as you get older? The Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads are certainly living life in the fast-lane! They’ve probably mislaid their reading glasses, which explains why they’re zooming past the old-people-crossings and missing all the early bird specials! Barely seeing over their madcap mobility mobiles, your Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack feel they owe it to themselves to pull out all the stops and speed through their glory years with haste and pride! Simply pull back the groovy Racing Grannies and grinning Racing Granddads then set them freeeeeeee with the greatest of ease! Race ‘em against the wicked Racing Nuns or why not crash them into the vicious Fighting Granddads if you’re willing to take the risk! Each wondrous Racing Granny and Racing Granddad comes fully equipped with their own little gas tank (which are probably filled with Werthers Originals and hankies) so they’ll never run out of puff! A rare and remarkable group of old codgers, the Racing Grannies and Racing Granddads take no prisoners on the road so give them the respect they’re owed and purchase the criminal speedballs that are the Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack today! What’s in the Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack Box? 2 Racing Grannies 2 Racing Granddads The Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack are old friends with the Fighting Granddads and the Racing Nuns – check them out in related products! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Racing Grannies & Racing Granddads Twin Pack

Fighting Grandads & Racing Grannies Twin Pack Possibly the best wind-up toys ever invented and possibly the best twin pack ever invented! Fighting Grandads & Racing Grannies Twin Pack! Watch as grandads fight each other over the grannies and watch as the grannies race away from the grandads... they must be playing hard to get! About The Fighting Grandads & Racing Grannies Twin Pack Racing Grannies Profile: These grannies can move when they want to, just wind them up and let the race begin, make sure you don't get anything in their way otherwise you'll be in for a stern telling off by the pair of them! Race these old dears at crippling speeds. Wind them up and watch them go! adjust the grannies arms to find the perfect race position Fighting Grandads Profile: Equipped with shopping trolley and walking stick these grandads can definitely put up a fight, Using the shopping trolley for balance and the walking stick as a battering ram you wont want to make these to old farts angry! Fighting Grandads & Racing Grannies Twin Pack Includes Set of 2 wind-up Fighting Grandads. Clashing outfits, Raincoat, Red Cardigan, Jauntily angled hat and a pair of elastic-waisted trousers. Presented in an illustrated box with witty captions. Set of 2 wind-up racing grannies. Clashing outfits, silver hair, droopy breasts and a snazzy zimmerframe. Adjustable arms so the Grannies can be in 'Stand-up' mode or bent to 'Race' mode. Made of plastic. Presented in an racing grannie illustrated box with witty captions. Please See Related Products Below For Fighting Grandads, Racing Grannies & Racing Nuns On There Own! Fighting Grandads & Racing Grannies Twin Pack

There must be funnier sights than two clockwork codgers going hell for leather in their mobility scooters but you'll forget 'em the second you see these oxygen tank-clad geezers in action. Ideal for desktop races. Damon (over the) Hill or Nigel (old) Mansell - you decide!

Wind up the highly entertaining Racing Grannies and watch those quaint old dears shuffle along pushing their zimmerf-rames with an incredibly realistic action. The most fantastic wind-up racing toy ever invented! Features 2x wind up Racing Grannies Adjustable racing posture Size: 8 x 6 x 4cm Age: 80+

Born to be wild! These two mature Easy Riders are speeding around on their very own mini scooters. Simply pull them back, release and watch as these old chaps reach unbelievable speeds! Features 2 speeding granddads on shiny mini scooters complete with OAP baskets Pull back and go motion Size: 7 x 6 x 3cm Age: 80+

The wonderfully quaint old ladies shuffle along pushing their zimmer frames with an uncanny realistic action created by the clockwork motor and clever jointed limbs. It's difficult to describe their appeal, something to do with the absurdity of the elderly racing as well as the pleasing, intricately detailed models. The positioning of the frame can be adjusted to optimise balance, aero-dynamics etc. Ready Racing Grannies, get set, hobble! To quote one of our customers Geriatic Genius - wonderful, silly, entertaining and utterly fantastic, they have shuffled across pub tables, down hospital corridors at work etc. The design is perfect- from the Old Lady grimace and droopy breasts to the skinny little legs and zimmer frame with handy storage basket. However great you thought your life was before, it will be greater with Racing Grannies in it!

Fighting Granddads The Fighting Granddads are badass oldies! Simply wind them up and watch them whip each other crazy whilst still keeping one hand on their shopping bags! (Priorities) Since when were senior citizens so sensitive about an odd comment here or there about grey hair! Careful pops, if you carry on in that manner your little old hat will fall off! Hilarious to watch and an absolutely amazing gift for friends and family, the Fighting Granddads may take their argument to the grave! About the Fighting Granddads The Fighting Granddads are two hilarious fighting, whipping, hitting Granddads with a vicious streak! The Fighting Granddads are windup toys – never-ending fun! The Fighting Granddads are good friends with the Racing Nuns and Racing Grannies – why not check them out by clicking over to Related Products! The Fighting Granddads measure approximately 6.5 cm x 6 cm x 3 cm The Fighting Granddads are a strictly ageless product! Perhaps they’re fighting because they both woke up and chose the same outfit that day or maybe one stole the others bus-pass – who knows, the main thing is, they won’t stop squabbling for squat! Why hide grandpa’s false teeth and reading glasses to wind him up when you can wind up these crazy old codgers and watch the Fighting Granddads bash each other senseless? Jousting it out with durable wooden walking sticks and kitted out in the finest long-length cardigans, the Fighting Granddads put youngsters to shame! Hanging round the local Maccy D’s and yob culture just doesn’t cut it when these viciously petty pensioners are on the loose! Of course we’re not giving you the go ahead to enjoy oldies getting their kicks from kicking and hitting each other – but so long as they don’t get concussion what’s the problem?! Get ready to watch fists fly and tempers rage with the hilarious Fighting Granddads! Ding-Ding! Round 1 is heading over to Find-Me-A-Gift and getting yours today! What’s in the Fighting Granddads Box? 2 x Fighting Granddads The Fighting Granddads are good friends with the Racing Nuns and Racing Grannies – why not check them out by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Fighting Granddads

These wonderfully quaint clockworks have quickly become everyone's favourites and with their absurd yet intricate moulding and uncannily realistic movements it's not hard to see why. The Grouchy Grandads stomp towards each other, walking sticks flailing, dragging their shopping trolleys. Get a set of these and the Racing Grannies (09535) and have your own bus stop big fight and geriatric " Gran" Prix. 9cm

Racing Grannies Although grannies aren&pos;t always known for their racing skills, our Racing Grannies make a hilarious gift, and offer the perfect opportunity for anyone to put these high-performance pensioners to the test. These grannies feature movable arms, making it possible for them to race in two high-performance positions: upright shopping mode and bent-double, wind resistant, racing mode. Each individual Racing Granny measures 8 x 6 x 4 cm, and sports a realistically clashing outfit, in addition to a go-faster Zimmer frame. Presented in an illustrated box measuring 15.5 x 11.5 x 7 cm, Racing Grannies are sold in pairs. Go on, make someone smile today!

Speeding Grandads While Grandads aren&pos;t exactly known for their ability to race at high speeds, our Speeding Grandads really do make a hilarious gift and offer the perfect opportunity to put some OAP racing skills to the test! Suitable for anyone over the age of eight, our Speeding Granddads are sold as a pair and are 100 per cent pullback and go! And each of the racing pensioners even comes equipped with an oxygen tank to make sure they don&pos;t run out of steam. But who&pos;ll win? Only you can decide! Each of our Speeding Grandads measures 7 x 6 x 3 cm. Go on, put a smile on someone&pos;s face...

What happens to boy racers when they get too old and their driving licences are revoked? If you don't know you are obviously lucky enough to have escaped being the victim of a "Shop-Mobility Hit 'n' Run". Our pack of two Speeding Grandads feature two senior citizens in souped-up pull-back-and-go mobility carts. Put them on a flat surface, pull them back and watch them whizz off as if they are racing to the Post Office on pension day.

You must see these! Such a simple idea with such an utterly hilarious result - take two saggy, baggy, dotty old grannies with zimmer frames, wind up their clockwork and race em! Unfortunately real old grannies don't tend to like that (so they say - have you seen how fast they move on pension day?) so try these clockwork plastic grannies instead.

We didn't think we could get any more entertaining clockwork gadgets than our Racing Grannies. Or at least we didn't until Bert and Ernest arrived at Gadgets Towers bringing with them their own brand of "not quite Ultimate Fighting" mayhem.

There must be funnier sights than two clockwork codgers going hell for leather in their mobility scooters but you'll forget them the second you see these oxygen tank-clad geezers in action. An ideal pressie for (old) boy racers, Speeding Grandads make great desktop companions, and they're perfect for settling office disputes (first grandad to the water cooler buys the sandwiches etc). They're also great gifts for any dads, grandads or uncles with a decent sense of humour. Location:

There must be funnier sights than two clockwork codgers going hell for leather in their mobility scooters but you'll forget 'em the second you see these oxygen tank-clad geezers in action. Ideal for desktop races. Damon (over the) Hill or Nigel (old) Mansell - you decide!

Racing Granddads The Racing Granddads are two wise guys whizzing along on their journey of life, letting nothing stand in their way! They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you sure can turn old pops into one for the cops at the speeds they’re clocking up! These cheeky race-makers have forgotten their pace-makers and are breakin’ the law breakin’ the law in every shocking sense! Rushing to meet the hot Racing Grannies? Who knows – whatever goes with these radical Racing Granddads! About The Racing Granddads The Racing Granddads are a rollickingly fast, unsuspecting pair of old codgers who are lean, mean speed-demons! The Racing Granddads are old friends with the Racing Grannies, the Racing Nuns and the Fighting Granddads – check them out in related products! The Racing Granddads measure 6.5 x 6 x 3 cm (approximately) Suitable age for the Racing Granddads is open to all generations – this is a strictly ageless product! What happened to slowing down as you get older? These Racing Granddads are certainly living life in the fast-lane! They’ve probably mislaid their reading glasses, which explains why they’re zooming past the old-people-crossings and missing all the early bird specials! The Racing Granddads can barely see over their macho mobility mobiles but that doesn’t stop them! Simply pull back the groovy granddads and set them freeeeeeee with the greatest of ease! Race ‘em against the wicked Racing Grannies, Racing Nuns or even your own old pops! Packing a nitrous and oxygen tank (which are probably filled with Werthers Originals and hankies) the Racing Granddads take no prisoners on the road so give them the respect they’re owed and buy the Racing Granddads today! What’s in the Racing Granddads Box? 2 Racing Granddads 1 Racing Granddad Ramp (Cut out and assemble from product packaging) The Racing Granddads are old friends with the Racing Grannies, the Racing Nuns and the Fighting Granddads – check them out in related products! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Racing Granddads

Racing Baby Wind Up Toys Get those kids competitive from a young age, with the wind up Racing Babies! Adorable, pudgy, nappy-clad bundles of...pure blood thirsty determination. Battle it out baby style with these cute wind up toys. Each set contains 2 babies that, when wound, will wiggle their bums towards the finish line...or anywhere else they would prefer to go. Thanks to their colour coded dummies, you can each pick your favourite baby and see who gets closest to the finish line! Why not get 4 sets and claim your own Octupulets story in the press! Racing Baby Wind Up Toys Racing Babies are wind up toys in the form of cute babies They wiggle their back legs as they crawl across the floor Colour coded dummies so you can see who is who! Each baby toy measures approx 9 cm x 7 cm x 5.2 cm No batteries required! Simply wind up and go! Great novelty gifts for ages 4 to 140! On your marks, get set...gurgle! The Wind Up Racing Babies are a fantastic after dinner entertainment and will have the whole family engaged! Place your bets on these adorable, rascal racers. Why not team them up with our Racing Royals and Racing Grannies for a wacky race! What’s in the Racing Baby Wind Up Toys box? 2 x Wind Up Racing Babies Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Racing Baby Wind Up Toys